Seeking the Heights, Tripping, Laughing About It: April 2005

Happy Birthday to us!

Our chapter is 19 years old today. Hooray, cake for us!

Bachelorette Ariya

Ariya, we salute you.

Ariya's Bachelorette To Do List

She got through pretty much everything on the list.

Ariya’s Bachelorette To Do List:

Get a guy’s phone number
Get a condom
Get a guy to put on your lip stick / lip gloss
Get a guy to tell you if he’s wearing boxers/briefs/boxer briefs. Then get him to show you to prove it.
Get your picture taken with two guys kissing your cheeks.
Closest approximation of pole dancing you can make happen
Get messages written on your stomach and upper breasts
Find a guy wearing no underwear
Find a guy with a nipple ring
Share your anime fetish with a stranger.
Get a pair of boxer shorts.
Find a guy with a Prince Albert
Get a guy to buy you a drink
Find a midget; kiss him
Kiss a hip bone
Get someone to lick your ear
Get someone to act like a mechanical bull; ride him.
Body shots
Get a drink from man over 40
Dance on bar

The bridal crew (minus Vicki and Joanne who had left)

Ashleigh and Ariya sample Amanda's Goods

This fine gentleman gave Ariya his boxers. He took them off right there.

A crash course in body shots.

Ariya made lots of friends

Ariya and her new friend Steve.

mmm our paper man

Kristie and Diana get ready for the Bachelorette Party. We're tracing my body onto a paper bag canvas... among other things.

Amanda, KQ, Reshma, and Vicki at the Bridal Shower

And this is why it's awesome that Lara Rogers is going to Yale.

Cat, Kristie, and Joanne in their Pre-Prom Photo at the "Studio"

Law Prom Posse

Ariya is going to Harvard!

Ariya has decided to go to Harvard to get her PhD in biology. Yesterday, Ariya found out she got NSF funding for her research, which, in addition to being a significant accomplishment, takes a bit of the sting out of the lowly graduate student paycheck. Pearl grandisimo for Ariya!

Highlights of the Cadaver Ball

Jessica, Joanne, and I descended upon New Haven yesterday to escort Amy to the Yale Medical School Cadaver Ball. Her posse also included Concetta Maratta and her roommates, Serg and Brian, the latter of whom is her boyfriend. Highlights of the evening are as follows:

*The stuffed mushrooms, which were excellent
*Seeing Miss Danielle Guez
*The Columbian barely legal busboy. Why go after eligible med students when you can seduce the help?
*Dinner conversation not appropriate to describe on the internet where innocent under-18 eyes might stumble across it.
*Flower-shaped Pasties
*Jessica Brodkin dancing. No matter how many times you see it, you're still impressed.
*Returning Kristen Quinn's phone call (she is coming to Boston!)
*Our chests, especially the ones barely contained by fabric
*The morning after Bacon-grease eggs, another good idea from the fine state of Kentucky.
*Amy Meadows' tasty purple tropical smoothies

I think that covers the major points. Feel free to add anything I missed. If I've left you wanting more, don't worry. Next Friday is the Boston College Law Prom. I have 11 dates. There will be pictures. There will be stories.