Highlights of the Cadaver Ball

Jessica, Joanne, and I descended upon New Haven yesterday to escort Amy to the Yale Medical School Cadaver Ball. Her posse also included Concetta Maratta and her roommates, Serg and Brian, the latter of whom is her boyfriend. Highlights of the evening are as follows:


*The stuffed mushrooms, which were excellent
*Seeing Miss Danielle Guez
*The Columbian barely legal busboy. Why go after eligible med students when you can seduce the help?
*Dinner conversation not appropriate to describe on the internet where innocent under-18 eyes might stumble across it.
*Flower-shaped Pasties
*Jessica Brodkin dancing. No matter how many times you see it, you're still impressed.
*Returning Kristen Quinn's phone call (she is coming to Boston!)
*Our chests, especially the ones barely contained by fabric
*The morning after Bacon-grease eggs, another good idea from the fine state of Kentucky.
*Amy Meadows' tasty purple tropical smoothies


I think that covers the major points. Feel free to add anything I missed. If I've left you wanting more, don't worry. Next Friday is the Boston College Law Prom. I have 11 dates. There will be pictures. There will be stories.